
Klaus: You need to stop being nice, Caroline.
Caroline: Why? What’s so wrong about being nice? Maybe you should try it for a change. Maybe then you wouldn’t be walking around looking like you got a stake up your ass.
Klaus: Because I’m not nice. Nice gets you killed. Nice gets you kidnapped and tortured and maimed—
Caroline: Are you planning on torturing and maiming me?
Klaus: That’s not the point, Caroline. The point is that I don’t do nice. So stop being nice to me. You won’t get kindness in return.
Caroline: I like you. Okay? I like you. Can’t I just like you?